A Case of Mistaken Identity

August 15th, 2010

Below is the transcript from an instant messaging chat Jared thought he was having with me.

Jason: you going to diamond lake?

me: no, why?

Jason: cause that might make me more interested, I probably won’t either

me: the ladies are going too? who were you talking to about it?

Jason: ? I meant if you were going, I’d be more interested

me: more interested in what?  going to diamond lake?

Jason: yes

me: my understanding was that it’s just a fishing trip for the guys

Jason: right, who mentioned the ladies?

me: you said you’d be interested in going. you’re a lady right?

Jason: not lately, last I went pee I was still a guy

this is Jason by the way

me: i don’t even want to know……

Jason: is that the confusion? this is not Misty

me: holy crap, i thought i was talking with Amy. wow…….. i need to look at the whole name, not just “Ocker”

sheesh

ok, now that i know who i’m talking to…..

Jason: that was so weird, I was worried for you for a moment

me: reading back through, i would be too

Jason: I need to find a way to save this conversation, I just showed Mist and she’s busting up

me: yeah, i was just about crying here when i read back through

don’t worry, all your chats are saved in gmail


Apparently Hubbin has a hard time telling me and his brother apart…


My Daughter Said to Me…

August 11th, 2010

…”Mom, I a pain”…

…”I need a band-aid.”

If she only knew how true the first part is sometimes.